Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met.
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side then he
lies on the other.
What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.
"No Offence Intended"
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side then he
lies on the other.
What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.
"No Offence Intended"
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