There was a young Scottish lad named Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.
After a week or two, his mother called to see how her son was doing.
"I'm fine," Angus said, "But there are some really strange people living here in Australia. One woman cries all day long, another lies on her floor behaving like a lunatic, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time."
"Well, ma wee laddie," says his mother, "I suggest you don't associate with people like that."
"Oh," says Angus, "I don't, Ma'am, I don't. No, I just stay inside ma apartment all day and night, playing ma bagpipes!"
After a week or two, his mother called to see how her son was doing.
"I'm fine," Angus said, "But there are some really strange people living here in Australia. One woman cries all day long, another lies on her floor behaving like a lunatic, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time."
"Well, ma wee laddie," says his mother, "I suggest you don't associate with people like that."
"Oh," says Angus, "I don't, Ma'am, I don't. No, I just stay inside ma apartment all day and night, playing ma bagpipes!"
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