One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, splashed some on each leg, and then threw away his crutches.
An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.
"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle," the priest said. "Tell me where is this man now?"
"Lying flat on his ass by the holy water," said the boy.
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