Adam, Eve And Headache - Funny Joke

God said, "Go down into the valley."

Adam said, "Lord, What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "Lord, What is a river?"

And God explained it to him.

Then God said, " Go over the hill."

Adam said, "Lord, What is a hill?"

God explained it to him.

Then God told Adam, " On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."

Adam said, "Lord, What is a cave?"

And God explained it to him.

"In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam said, "Lord, What is a woman?"

So God explained it to him.

Then God said "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "Lord, How do I do that?"

And god explained it to him.

So off Adam went, down into the valley, across the river, over the hill, and into the cave, and found the woman,

Five minutes he was back.

God said angrily, "Now what?"

And Adam said, "Lord, What is a headache?"