A police dog responded to the ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First you must type at least sixty words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types at eighty words per minute.
"Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."
This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
"There is one last requirement," the director continues, "you must be bilingual."
With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says,
"Meow!"
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