10 Truths Of Life - Funny

1. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is gone.

2. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

3. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

4. If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

5. If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

6. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

7. The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

8. After a long wait for bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.

9. If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight

10. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go towards the non-smoker.