10 Ways to annoy people at a public library

1. Read your book upside down.

2. Read your book from right to left, flipping the pages that way to make it obvious.

3. Ask for the time every 2 minutes.

4. Read out very loudly and very slowly.

5. While pointing to a very simple word, like ‘the’, ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.

6. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a beeping noise.

7. Announce the page number each time you turn a page.

8. Do multiple sneezes, at full volume.

9. Find a thesaurus and say in complete astonishment, “Wow! Did you know that negative and no mean the same thing?”

10. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.