Ways to diagnose drinking problem!

20 Ways to tell if you have a drinking problem or not!!

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. Job interfering with your drinking.

3. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

4. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

5. Two hands and just one mouth… – now THAT’S a drinking problem!

6. When you can focus better with one eye closed

7. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

8. Every woman you see has an exact twin.

9. You wake up to find Windows 95 installed on your machine.

10. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

11. Vampires get woozy after bitting you.

12. Having a hard time staying on the side walk – left, right, stumble, fall.

13. If on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.

14. The bottle’s empty…that’s the problem!

15. Don’t recognize wife unless seen through bottom of bottle.

16. You drink to get over a hangover.

17. Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground in circles after biting you.

18. You can’t remember what your family looks like… or if you have a family.

19. You spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their collapse.

20. Waking up with a traffic cone between your legs.