"You," said the doctor to the patient, "are in terrible shape. You've got to do something about it. First, tell your wife to cook more nutritious meals. Stop working like a dog. Also inform your wife you're going to make a budget, and she has to stick to it. Tell her to keep the kids off your back so you can relax. Unless there are some changes like that in your life, you'll probably be dead in a month."
"Doc," said the man, "could you please call my wife and give her those instructions?"
When the fellow got home, his wife rushed to him. "I spoke to your doctor," she wailed. "Poor man, you've got only thirty days to live."
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