Vote for the Patriarchy! You Know You Want To!

Yes indeed, I fully expect that Nick Reading of the Patriarchy Party will win his election by a landslide in Ward 8 of Edmonton. After all, as any feminist will tell you, we live in a patriarchy where men do everything they can to oppress women. So I can see no reason at all why those filthy sexist pigs . . .er....MEN, I mean, wouldn't vote one of their own into office. When Nick Reading gets elected to his city council seat, I know that it will permanently silence all of you nay-sayers who tell us "there is no such thing as the patriarchy".  I can't wait for election day - bring it!