Humorous Things To Do On An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?' 


2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 


3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open.


4. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 


5. Walk in with a box that says 'human head' on the side. 


6. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons. 


7. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 


8. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 


9. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.' 


10. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.