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2.8.10

Humour - Funny In Flight Announcement!

1. "As you exit the plane, please make sure you have gathered all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please be careful not to leave children or spouses behind."
2. "Last one off the plane must clean it."
3. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."
4.  Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please do stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold and windy outside, and if you walk on the wings it might affect the flight pattern."

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