Humour - No Worries

In life there are two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick there are only two things to worry about: Either you get well or you die. 

If you get well then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about: Either you will go to heaven or to hell. 

If you go to heaven then there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends you won't have time to worry.