Funny Joke - The Drunk And The Police

Bill, who was drunk to the brim phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out. 

When the police arrived at the scene, they found bill, who was feeling a bit sober now, laughing uncontrollably. 

“Never mind,” said Bill with a hiccup. “I got into the back seat by mistake.”