Paddy saw a newspaper ad for a $10 river cruise. So he went out to the dock, where he saw a guy with a baseball bat and a coil of rope.
"I'm here for the river cruise", Paddy said, handing him the ten bucks.
The guy took the money then smacked Paddy over the head with the bat.
Next thing Paddy knew, he was floating down the river tied to a log.
Just then he spotted his brother Mick, who was also tied to a log and floating downstream.
"Hey, Mick!" Paddy yelled. "Do they serve meals on this trip?"
"They didn't last year!" Mick yelled back.
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